- "Lunch SUCKED today!" This was in reference to an apparently crappy lunch that the school served that day. This was the first thing he said to me when I picked him up from daycare that afternoon. There was no "hi, Mom." or "I have math homework tonight.", just the declaration of a bad meal.
- "Whoever decided that chicken was edible is awesome. And whoever decided that lobster was edible is awesome too."
- "When I'm older, do you think I should I use an internet dating site?" Of course my answer to this was "Um, no." his reply: "Oh, so internet dating sites are for losers?"
It doesn't have to make sense.
Friday, April 29, 2011
Random Garrettisms.
I think part of the reason why I love being a mom is that the kids say some of the funniest things I've ever heard. Well, Lucas isn't talking in complete sentences yet but I'm sure he'll come up with some good ones soon. Anyway, Garrett has come up with some pretty good ones lately. Here they are, in the order that they came out of my head:
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The boys never cease to amaze me with their insight. Some of the things the kids at school say just crack me up.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Garrettism is "The moon...I want it."
That was pretty precious. Now that he's older his ideas and opinions that he expresses are so hilarious! Whenever I sit for him, he always has very interesting conversations with me.