Random Garrettisms.

I think part of the reason why I love being a mom is that the kids say some of the funniest things I've ever heard.  Well, Lucas isn't talking in complete sentences yet but I'm sure he'll come up with some good ones soon.  Anyway, Garrett has come up with some pretty good ones lately.  Here they are, in the order that they came out of my head:

• "Lunch SUCKED today!" This was in reference to an apparently crappy lunch that the school served that day.  This was the first thing he said to me when I picked him up from daycare that afternoon.  There was no "hi, Mom." or "I have math homework tonight.", just the declaration of a bad meal.
• "Whoever decided that chicken was edible is awesome.  And whoever decided that lobster was edible is awesome too."
• "When I'm older, do you think I should I use an internet dating site?"  Of course my answer to this was "Um, no." his reply: "Oh, so internet dating sites are for losers?"

Bumper Sticker Sighting

I hate to go anywhere near a grocery store on the weekends, but the fridge needed replenishing so I dragged my butt to Hannaford to pick up some rations.  I don't like bumper stickers for my own vehicles but I do enjoy reading other people's bumpers.  So after getting said rations I was wheeling my cart through the parking lot when I saw a "bumper sticker"(for lack of a better word for it...it was one of those homemade ones with individual letter stickers) that said "Everybody has the right to be stupid but you are abusing the privelage."  No, I did not misspell that.  That's exactly how it read.  The irony in that was enough to make me chuckle.   If I was one of those kinds of people who actually have their phones with them at all times and also knows how to upload pictures off of an ancient dumbphone, I totally would have taken a pic to put on here.  You'll just have to take my word for it.