Friday, February 11, 2011

Warning: F-bomb inside!

Now, if I had had the time this afternoon and I was a little more psychotic, I totally would have hit that stupid-fucking-bitch-driven SUV and taught said driver the lesson that going right on red when another vehicle clearly has the right-of-way is not a good idea. (Whew!)  I am a firm believer in karma and I know she'll get hers eventually but I'm a little sad that I won't see it in action.

2 comments:

  1. Yes..., but did You have explosive diarrhea at the time, in which, you clearly had the right of way? Unfortunately, most drivers manuals neglect to address the issue, that, all toilet emergencies trump all traffic rules. If fear this may be the only explanation that I can procure.

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  2. I had the right of way even without explosive diarrhea. Where I learned to drive, a left green area means you indeed have right of way. Unless of course the offending hag had explosive diarrhea which means she should have just went before she left.

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